Frodo

Meet Frodo, the bravest little hobbit this side of the Shire. Unlike his famous namesake, this Frodo has already completed his long journey and is ready to retire somewhere far more comfortable than Mordor. There has been some debate around the Ranch as to whether he is a Hobbit or a po-ta-to. The evidence is overwhelming: he is round, soft, happiest lounging, and has perfected the ancient art of doing absolutely nothing for hours at a time.

While other inmates cause shenanigans, Frodo has dedicated himself to becoming the finest couch po-ta-to in the entire Shire. His parole requirements are simple: a warm lap, plenty of naps, daily cuddles, and someone who understands that every great hero deserves a peaceful ending to his story.

He's looking for his own Grey Havens. (PAROLE) is highly recommended — eligible for immediate release.