Wanted for a better lifeInmate File · #16
Princess
a.k.a. “Trophy”
Rank: Her Majesty · Sovereign of Snacks
- Age8+ years (senior)
- Weight60 lbs
- SexSpayed female
- BreedGerman Shepherd
- EnergyLow–Medium
- Good with kidsNo small children
- Good with dogsNo — only pet
- Good with catsNo
- StatusAvailable
Behavior report
- Loves snacks (all of them)
- Knows basic commands
- Walks great on a leash
- Only animal — no other pets
- No small children
- Calm & regal
Warden's notes
Inmate #16 goes by Princess. Her alias is Trophy. Both are accurate. She is not the getaway driver and she is not the lookout — she is what's in the vault, the reason the whole crew showed up. Eight-plus years of experience being adored — loyal, protective, and with no intention of sharing the throne.
The Warden's file is clear on her terms: Princess needs to be the ONLY animal in the home, and no small children. Not out of malice — out of policy. She wants her own kingdom. In exchange she offers a subject who knows her basic commands, walks beautifully on a leash, and will accept snacks as tribute at any hour.
She's looking for a quiet, snack-filled home where she can be your one and only. (PAROLE) is recommended for an adopter ready to serve a queen.
Medical record
All Last Chance Ranch dogs are vetted before adoption — spayed/neutered, up to date on vaccines, and heartworm tested. Ask us for this dog’s full medical file.